A Step By Step Guide On How to Run The Jewels

Illustrations and larceny by Brad Beatson

A step-by-step guide on how to Run The Jewels:

• Channel your inner Super Villain (fuck what you heard, bad guys are often misunderstood)

• Befriend the animals (El is fond of hounds and whales; Mike is especially fond of wolves and African elephants)

• Prepare for the inevitable revolution you will start (Like a young Che Guevara or Fidel Castro - Killer Mike "36' Chain")

 

• Should your revolution gain traction, beware of Big Brother

 

• And if you can't Run 'em, at least Boogie The Jewels (word to Chest Rockwell)