G-Funk Week Concluded: 10 Qualities Highly Sought After in a Regulator As Gleaned From Warren G & Nate Dogg's "Regulate"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zhWGDGHupYA 1. Not being just any geek off the streets
How To Avoid Being A "Geek Off the Streets: Learn how to how be to handy with the steel and earn your keep. Best Models to Emulate: Gay steel workers, Andrew Carnegie, Iron Man 2. Not Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls
How To Avoid Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls: Drink less coffee. Best Models to Emulate: Nate Dogg, Warren G, Dylan McKay 3. The Wisdom to Avoid Dice Games on 21 and Lewis
How To Avoid Dice Games on 21 and Lewis: Consult AOL City Search for a more suitable and safe environment to find games of chance and miscellaneous sinning. Worst Models to Emulate: Pete Rose, Nicky Arnstein. Dice Raw 4. The Ability To Glide And Swerve So Hard That You Make Hookers Hit the Curb
How To Glide and Swerve Properly: Malt liquor. Best Models to Emulate: E-40, Too Short, Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. 5. The Will To Pull Out Your Strap And Lay Busters Down (If Necessary)
How to Obtain This Will: Nihilist German Philosophy. Best Models to Emulate: Nietzsche, Heidegger, Buster Keaton. 6. A Facility In Switching One's Mind Back To "Freak Mode"
How to Switch One's Mind Back Into Freak Mode: A long walk and a few Zen Buddhist chants. Best Models to Emulate: Freeky Zeekey, Freaky Tah, Rick James. 7. Getting Girls to Ask You For Rides
How To Get Girls To Ask You For Rides: Rims, malt liquor and/or blunts. (May only work in the LBC.) Best Models to Emulate: Jeff Gordon, 2Pac, Anyone with the last name Dogg. 8. Directions to the East Side Motel
How To Get Directions to the East Side Motel: Google Maps Best Models to Emulate: Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Eric Schmidt 9. Knowledge that Rhythm is Life and Life is Rhythm
How To Obtain Such Knowledge: G-Funk Classics Volume 1 & 2. Best Models to Emulate: Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation 1814," The Eurhythmics, Snap's "Rhythm is a Dancer" 10. Smoke Like Nate Dogg Smokes
How To Smoke Like Nate Dogg Smokes: Be high every day. Best Models To Emulate: Redman, Hunter S. Thompson, Nate Dogg. Download: MP3: Warren G & Nate Dogg-"Regulate"
