Haiku Review: Machine Gun Kelly's "Lace Up"

Let the record show that Slava P coined the term: trailer park escape music.

Save Me Feat. M. Shadows & Synyster Gates Introspective raps about having slightly more cash than you used to.

What I Do Feat. Bun B & Dubo Sing song cockiness and militant lyricals with rent-a-Bun verse

Wild Boy Feat. Waka Flocka Flame "Oh, its the same guy?" asked everyone who was forced into listening

Lace Up Feat. Lil Jon Quest for relevance by mashing juvenile puns with crunk veteran.

Stereo Feat. Alex Fitts Caucasian appeal via indie samples topped with angst ridden love

All We Have Feat. Anna Yvette A Shady-lite jam (Recovery-era Em). Not a compliment.

See My Tears Please see first haiku, add a Hayley Williams clone. Euro-thrash around.

D3mons Feat. DMX Acronyms unite. Deconstructed horror-core brings bark without bite

Edge of Destruction Feat. Tech N9ne & Twista Speedy rap roll call! Does rhyming fast make you good? Two-thirds of the time.

Runnin’ Feat. Planet VI Horrible hook? Check. Grating inspiration? Check. Kellz is consistent.

Invincible Feat. Ester Dean Label forced collab unpopular with wresting, also music, fans

On My Way Please see first haiku. Deep rooted causes for rap, result: Rozay tour

End of the Road Feat. Blackbear More examples of escape trailer park music and healthy self praise

Half Naked & Almost Famous Crammed, angry folk-rap with loaded laudatory. Please see first haiku.

La La La From condemning Wiz for rapping about Mary to this. Hypocrite.

Hold On (Shut Up) Feat. Young Jeezy The lone recycle bin save, due mostly in part to Ross-washer

Warning Shot Feat. Cassie This is Diddy's fault. Between both artists, there's one complete scalp of hair.

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