Haiku Reviews: 2Chainz -- "Based on a TRU Story"

Slava P dances like a white man with the confidence of a Ukranian man. With a name change and a new career Tity's album is finally here Some hits were expected and it's far from perfected but don't expect play past this year
Yuck feat. Lil' Wayne Hurried strings and kicks lift extension cord punchlines and a dozy Wayne.
Crack Expected trap jam. Not revolutionary, but you can't be mad.
Dope Peddler Double time patterns layed on unbalanced sample. Overly clappy.
No Lie feat. Drake Tity's biggest hit still needed the aid of that hook whore for hood cred
Birthday Song feat. Kanye West Birthday songs for self. When I die, bury me in Kanye West's ego.
I'm Diffrent I spot a typo! Theme: originality Content: recycled
Extremely Blessed feat. The-Dream What in the fuckshit? Listen, Mister Terius. Stick to songs FOR women.
I Luv Dem Strippers feat. Nicki Minaj Pole ready anthem. Nicki and 2 Chainz clearly just swapped strip club tracks.
Stop Me Now feat. Dolla Boy Out of hood! Rejoice! Sounds like a mixtape misplace. That's not a bad thing.
Money Machine Spooky production stamped with a complacent flow. Hear that fading buzz?
In Town feat. Mike Posner These hooks aren't working. Do you know what's not too TRUU? The fifth Backstreet boy.
Ghetto Dreams feat. Scarface & John Legend An odd pairing with features. Looks good on paper, and recycling bins.
Wut We Doin feat. Cap.1 Trusted formula, but abrasively simple. Swaggadile Dundee!
Countdown feat. Chris Brown No. I don't want this. Kill it. Kill it with fire. Dubstep your way home.
Previously:
T.R.U Lies Starring Drake & 2Chainz
You Can Never Break the (2) Chainz: Atlanta's Next Hope
Straw Boi: A Defense of 2Chainz
Download: via TSS MP3: 2Chainz ft. Lil Wayne - "Yuck" (Left-Click)
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