Haiku Reviews: DJ Khaled's "Kiss The Ring"

Slava P occasionally gets J.R.R. Tolkien confused with Ace Hood.

Shout Out To The Real - Meek Mill/ Ace Hood/ Piles

An energetic trap jam -- "over-trapped" by the addition of Piles

Bitches And Bottles - Future/ T.I./ Lil' Wayne Turn' ignorance up. Legends (and Future) spit bars of no consequence

I Wish You Would - Kanye West/ Rick Ross

Angry and hi-fi autotuned taunts beg you to skip to the next song

Take It To The Head - Chris Brown/ Rick Ross/ Nicki Minaj/ Lil' Wayne

Bubblegum verses on unimagined beat. Hooray team breezy!!

They Ready - J. Cole/ Big K.R.I.T./ Kendrick Lamar

Youthful energy creates wasted potential. At least no Ace Hood.

I'm So Blessed - T-Pain/ Big Sean/ Wiz Khalifa/ Ace Hood

Now introducing... the past, present and future of washed-up talent.

Hip-Hop - Scarface/ Nas

A tired concept: romanticizing music through whines and complaints

I Did It For My Dawgs - Meek Mill/ Rick Ross/ French Montana

Heavy drum kicks lay the best examples for a fanute-a-thon

I Don't See Em - 2Chainz/ Birdman/ Ace Hood Played out pianos with qualified ignorance. Bootleg street music.

Don't Pay For It - Kirko Bangz/ Wale/ Tyga/ Mack Maine

Twist on a stripper song, preformed by those who spend time in the clubs, weeping.

Suicidal Thoughts - Mavado

The Jamaican Sting. Unlike Ace Hood, he gets to solo crash and burn

Outro - Ace Hood/ DJ Khaled!?! The mandatory solo verse, out of twelve tracks. Take that, you fuck boys!

Download: MP3: DJ Khaled ft. Scarface & Nas - "Hip Hop" (Left-Click)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S5somCqPh3c