Haiku Reviews: Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience

Slava P is suddenly thirsty for a Bud Light Platinum.

Pusher Love Girl Melodious croons about various vices and chunky loving

Suit & Tie Luxury, focus- group rap. Done in a trendy, catchy, falsetto

Don't Hold The Wall A call to dance with Timbo making Timbo beats; lazy songwriting

Strawberry bubblegum A romanticized theme of vaginal-centric metaphors, candy.

Tunnel Vision A string crescendo mixed with tired beat-boxing. Three minutes too long

Spaceship Coupe Unless it's Pluto, save your space analogies. Sounds like 'The Jetsons'

That Girl Forcefully olde-school; detailing the process of stealing a daughter

Let The Groove Get In Bollywood samples transition into glam-pop. Cross-tiered marketing!

Mirrors Cantabile hums about loving a mirror. Wait a second, what?

Blue Ocean Floor Uninteresting whisper-arias about being Frank Ocean

Body Count Do you remember Senorita? It's sped up. And there's more rapping.

Dress On Timberland rapping: fortunately portioned to Target customers.