Haiku Reviews - Rihanna's "Unapologetic"

Slava Pastuk was on the Rihanna Jet. Spiritually. 

Fresh Out the Runway Grating synth noises and overexcited drums make for Minaj-lite

Diamonds Gaudy but catchy with sparkles of brilliance, logic excluded.

Numb Drowned and low sirens with droning vocals, aided by "Slaughterhouse Em"

Pour It Up A ratchet attempt at a stripped-down 'bandz'-y song that you can twerk to

Loveeeeeee Song feat. Future A heartfelt duet with our era's best robot and best mannequin

Jump 'Pony' adapted to include EDM shrieks and sultry moaning

Right Now A future jingle for a laptop commercial. That's high praise these days.

What Now Ebbed and whiny noise on a festive drum rhythm and healthy pity.

Stay feat. Mikky Ekko Stripped-bare piano brings a more pop Coldplay song with shapelier legs

Nobodies Business feat. Chris Brown Personal drama detached, this song is boring, fails to pack a punch.

Love Without Tragedy / Mother Mary Madonna and whore square off in song. Winner gets a brand new tattoo.

Get It Over With Rih ponders about meteorology facts with simple answers.

No Love Allowed Return to island roots; record song comparing violence to love

Lost in Paradise Levels of wub-dub move throughout a misguided attempt at singing