Haiku Reviews: Jay-Z's "Magna Carta: Holy Grail"

Slava P owns several old New York Posts that once belonged to Dash Snow.

Holy Grail feat. Justin Timberlake Unneeded Justin and Nirvana additions stamped through randomly

Picasso Baby A new sound, a new tax bracket. Humblebrag that Beyonce fucks good

Tom Ford Make a molly song by shunning molly on hook. However, beat slaps.

FuckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt feat. Rick Ross Sean hates grammar more than Rick Ross hates Reebok shoes. Passport stamp rap song.

Oceans feat. Frank Ocean Jay picks pricey threads as Frank describes a Dali. Pharrell is trolling.

F.U.T.W. In case you missed it: the rise from rags to riches, told through song ... again

Somewhere in America Instagram, Miley, threats of crashing internets. Get off Jay-Z's lawn.

Crown Distorted rhythms housing a God complex and econo-Ye hooks

Heavens R.E.M sighting cements the street cred, lyrics are oddly on-point.

Versus A short interlude with a beat fit for Austin Powers end credits

Part 2 (On The Run) feat. Beyonce Just because you put a ring on it, doesn't mean she gets to ruin songs

Beach Is Better Another sampler with Jay complaining about his own private beach.

BBC feat. Nas Samsung Brothers and Nas sing a song about how money's cool. And Nas.

Jay-Z Blue A raw confession about raising a woman. Big revived for this??

La Familia A lukewarm tribute to loyalty, royalty. Rich background music.

Nickles and Dimes Sampling a singer that Gwyneth put you on to. The drug dealer's way.