Jonwayne Teaches You How to Be a Good Gemini
There was a time when Jonwayne quit rapping for a 9 to 5. It should've been a simple time, designing spread sheets, promoting synergy, devising ways to strengthen the brand while ensuring that its core growth metrics were as appealing as the face on a new-born baby. But things didn't work out. Gemini's are notorious for their mercurial temperament. Ask 2Pac's ghost or the dead bodies run over on "Control." It's a tough lifestyle to keep up. Hence, you may end up hogtying and carving satanic initials into your bosses chest. Is it right? Certainly not. But it might be the most sane response to the cerebral disintegration that can come when you are forced to sit in front of PCs distracting yourself by reading Buzzfeed Lists.
This is just a little video trying to explicate why corporate drones can't walk in his size 14 sandals. It's like the YouTube analogue to Busdriver's "Kill Your Employer" for the destruction of porcine middle management figures. The La Habra Hun is on tour for the next month. Dates below the jump. Rap Album One is still beating. He is a good ac-tor and rapper.
JONWAYNE U.S. TOUR WITH WOLF, KNX, J.ROCC
Wed 2/26 - San Francisco @ Noise Pop HQ Fri 2/28 - Vancouver, BC @ Fortune Sound Club Sun 3/2 - Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall Mon 3/3 - Philadelphia, PA @ Boot & Saddle Tue 3/4 - Boston, MA @ Middle East Wed 3/5 - Montreal, QC @ SAT Thu 3/6 - Toronto, ON @ Coda Fri 3/7 - Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick Sun 3/9 - Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle
JONWAYNE EUROPE TOUR
Wed Apr 2: Paris, France @ Le Trianon with Blackstar Fri Apr 4: Vienna, Austria @ Sound:Frame Festival Sat Apr 5: St. Gallen, Switzerland @ Palace St. Gallen with Kutmah Sun Apr 6: Madrid, Spain @ La Casa Encendida Thr Apr 10: Ghent, Belgium @ Vooruit with Madlib & Lefto Sat Apr 12: Metz, France @ Les Trinitaires with Ras G Mon Apr 14: Strasbourg @ Molodoi with Quelle Chris, Blu, Exile Wed Apr 16: Rotterdam @ Bird Thr Apr 17: Amsterdam @ MC Theatre Fri Apr 18: Orleans, France @ Astrolabe