The Juicy J Guide to Earning a Twerking Scholarship

• Girls better be crafty to make Juicy happy ("Hippie bitch made an apple bong, good weed, alcohol" - Wax)

• Collipark Bubba Sparxxx said it best: Ya better get it right, and it best be tight. ("I don't buy these broads Nike, but I keep these girls in check Working for that money, bitch, you gon' have to break a sweat" - Bounce it)  

 

• The more ratchet you are the better (You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can't - Bandz a Make Her Dance

• Most importantly you gotta be down with the essentials. A zip and a double cup, 'Rari key and a trippy stick. One bag of molly, bandz and a Nina make Juicy tick.

To all the beautiful women out there, thank you for taking an interest in the Juicy J Twerking Scholarship. Just remember, I'm trippy so it'll only be for one night. If you're cool with the above guidelines, then we will review your application* and get back to you as soon as possible.

Best of luck,

Juicy J

* Please include 3 Vines of you twerking, 5 nudes and pics of 10 of your friends