Looking for Usher: A Haiku Review

Slava P. graduated from the Percy Miller School of Disembodied Poetics.

Looking for Myself: Haiku Review

Can't Stop Won't Stop feat will.i.am What the fuck is this.... are you fucking serious? I hate you, Usher.

Scream A radio's dream, or at the very least a slick date-rape anthem

Climax Usher cries loudly about going nowhere fast. Irony; Diplo.

I Care For U Sultry vocal tones, with a healthy dose of wub. Did not hate this one.

Show Me This may as well be a Bieber B-Side, but with- out all the danger.

Lemme See feat, Rick Ross "I am aggressive, in both life and in the sheets! Rick Ross has to watch."

Twisted feat. Pharrell If this video isn't shot in a saloon, they're wasting your time

Dive 'King of Pop' or not, he's the closest we have to a male Beyonce

What Happened To U feat Noah "40" Shebib Something that almost sounds like it's from 'Confessions', watered down with piss.

Looking 4 Myself feat. Luke Steele A crisis of self. Inward gazing talk-rapping. Nothing accomplished.

Numb feat. A Bunch Of Foreigners The fists will be pumped. You'll hear this four times at the end-scene of four films.

Lessons For The Lover Why is this the first song on an Usher album that you can hump to?

Sins Of My Father Mature and poignant. More of this would be nice, less Euro-crossover.

Euphoria feat. More Foriegners Usher, enough man. It's getting repetitive. We know, you're 'with it'.

I.F.U. A song that's so safe, that the pun in its title is never explained.

Say The Words feat. Surahn Sid Uncomfortable. Keyboards mixed with falsetto, equals much creepy.

2nd Round I've never said this, but do you know what would help? A Sean Kingston verse.

Hot Thing feat. A$AP Rocky One part rising star, eight parts of utter nonsesne. Record of the year.

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