Strangely Enough, The Number of Indian Chlamydia Cases Has Skyrocketed

The AP has already retracted this, so I imagine it was all a hoax. But whatever genius planted this definitely deserves some sort of medal. Though I will say that I always suspected that if Hilton was going to dedicate her life to helping elephants, I'd have guessed that it would have something to do with better conditions in the bone yard. Download: MP3: Bo Diddley-"Elephant Man"