The Real Reasons Why Frank Ocean Fought Chris Brown

1. Brown "borrowed" Ocean's "Stoic Panther" look for a recent Essence photo shoot.

1. Ocean was mad that Brown DARED QUESTION HIS TRENDSETTING FOR THE WAY HE FOLDS HIS BANDANNA.

1. Rihanna.

1. It was filmed as part of a sequel to Stomp the Yard.

1. Chris Brown parked in the wrong parking spot at the wrong time.

1. Frank interrupted Brown amidst his "freestyle" over the "Hit 'Em Up" beat in response to "Crack Rock."

1. That hair. Oh that hair.

1. Brown used all the studio's scented candles in his nightly attempt to reach Michael Jackson by seance. He refused to clean up.

1. It was actually Sisqo.

1. Somebody had to.