The Sex Tape -- Next Generation Ratchet Mix (courtesy of Southern Hospitality)
If we're going to settle on ratchet & B as the preferred name of this sub-genre, we'll have to credit credit Jodeci as being the Jesus of this shit. They were wearing leather suits and trashing hotel rooms back when ratchet was merely a name for a handgun. Although if anyone has seminal tour footage of K-Ci, Jojo and Devante sliding through Shreveport circa '92, send that on over. The debonair hedonists behind Southern Hospitality get credit for the latest installment of their BET Uncut mixes that never aired. Passion of the Weiss has officially shifted into it's "let's try to spur the American birth rate mode." If you're familiar with Idiocracy, it's important that everyone reading this breeds, because we're all seers and Monie Love told me so, and I don't want to see a world in which people actually believe that Marco Rubio loves 2Pac.
The only real flaw in this very fertile mix is the exclusion of Ty$'s "Paranoid." It is currently running LA radio and it is just about the only thing that runs through my head. It is the most honest and real song aside from Future's "Honest." But more importantly, I just realized that it basically lifts the beat pattern to Robin S's "Show Me Love" with the themes of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me." This makes it an easy candidate for song of the year, especially when you're stoned and think that you are a victim of espionage via cameras planted in your Stella Artois.
01. Put It On U - TeeFLii & DJ Mustard feat. Omarion & Fat Box 02. Grabbin On My Zipper (Remix) - Rayven Justice feat. Clyde Carson & Erk Tha Jerk 03. Sexy Body - Verse Simmonds 04. F*ck That N***a - DJ Mustard feat. TeeFLii, Constantine, Ty Dolla $ign & Tory Lanez 05. Say No - Eric Bellinger feat. Problem 06. Hello Love - T. Rone 07. Ex-To-See - Jeremih 08. Gorgeous - Chrishan 09. Know Whats Up/The Take - Tory Lanez feat. Kirko Bangz 10. Sprung - YG feat. TeeFLii 11. They Don't Know - Rico Love 12. Ratchet In MY Benz - Ty Dolla $ign feat. Juicy J 13. Wus Good/Curious - PartyNextDoor 14. Ghetto - August Alsina feat. Rich Homie Quan 15. Came Here For Something - Kirko Bangz 16. Colt 95 - Tory Lanez
1. Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Finatticz 2. Drop It - Manny D 3. Ayy Ladies - Travis Porter 4. Ratchets - Joe Moses 5. Fuego - Prince Sole 6. Murda Bizness - Iggy Azalea feat. T.I. 7. Drop It Low - Arkaydion feat. DJ Looney 8. Like My Bass - Tha Outfit 9. Wobble Baby Wobble - V.I.C. 10. Hotter - Rye Rye 11. Dis Clap - Young Bari 12. Slow Down - Clyde Carson feat. The Team 13. Bounce - L!Z 14. Bossman - Berner feat. Iamsu! and P-Lo 15. Bad Bitch - Pink Dollaz 16. B.Y.O.B. - Bobby Brackins feat. Wallpaper 17. I.D.G.A.F. - Dorrough Music 18. Fitness - Bei Maejor 19. The Man - TyDolla$ign & Joe Moses 20. Grabbin On My Zipper - Rayven Justice 21. Shaded Up Chillin - Mann 22. She Ready - HBK Gang