Haiku Review

Haiku Review - Lil Wayne's "I Am Not a Human Being II"

Slava P had a pocket full of ass whoopings, but unfortunately, there was a hole in it.

Mar 25, 2013 • Slava P

Haiku Reviews: Pusha T's "Wrath of Caine"

Slava P found out what happened to that Boy George cassette.

Feb 4, 2013 • Slava P

Haiku Review: Machine Gun Kelly's "Lace Up"

Let the record show that Slava P coined the term: trailer park escape music.

Oct 10, 2012 • Slava P

Haiku Reviews: Lupe Fiasco's "Food & Liquor II"

Slava P bought a tomb next to Howard Zinn after listening to this album.

Sep 24, 2012 • Slava P

Haiku Reviews: Kanye West's "Cruel Summer"

Don't even talk to Slava P about fashion.

Sep 18, 2012 • Slava P

Haiku Reviews: Lil Wayne & DJ Drama - Dedication 4

Slava P's main problem is avoiding saying "Fuck DJ Khaled" in the last line of every haiku.

Sep 5, 2012 • Slava P

Frank Ocean's "Channel Orange" -- A Haiku Review

Slava P is just saying that this album has a John Mayer guest spot.

Jul 13, 2012 • Slava P

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